What do you call a bunch of Blondes in a Volkswagen?......... Farfromthinking.
Did you hear about the blonde who broke her leg while raking leaves....... she fell out of the tree.
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get more change. She returns and stars feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and wathces her anitics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins aroind nd shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning."
How do you keep a dumb blonde in the shower all day..... give her a shampoo that reads rinse and repeat.
what did the dumb blonde say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?..... What did you name the other one.
what do you get when you put a dumb blonde in the freezer?.... Frosted flakes
Did you hear about the dumb blondes who froze to death at the drive in,...... they went to see Closed for the Winter.